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September 5, 20262 stories

GeneralGhana Recalculates Distance to Togo Using Africa’s Newly Discovered Size GeneralWAEC Predicts Complete Disappearance of English Based on Four-Year Trend

August 27, 20261 story

GeneralKonongo-Mampong Diocese Finds Missing Priest Training With Police to Arrest People He Previously Forgave

August 24, 20262 stories

GeneralMuntaka to Hire Only People with Yam Phones into Police GeneralMuntaka Replaces Traffic Police With Cameras and Accidentally Abolishes Waakye Money

August 13, 20261 story

GeneralGhana Could Have Bought a 108-Hour Economy

August 11, 20265 stories

GeneralGPRTU Orders Drivers to Drive in Reverse Until Fares Return to Old Prices GeneralThree Arrested Over Unusual Gari Soakings Recipe GeneralMCE Orders Age Tests for Fruits Suspected of Using Their Football Age GeneralGhana to End Education at Class Six to Ensure Roads Meet Forefathers’ Quality GeneralMinister Arranges for Tourists to Meet Castle Ghosts

August 10, 20263 stories

GeneralECG Restores Electricity Under Torchlight To Avoid Depending On Electricity GeneralGhana Transfers Galamsey Cleanup To God While Humans Continue Mining GeneralGovernment To Replace Citizens Earning Below GH¢3,250 With Tourists

August 9, 20262 stories

GeneralECG Improves Electricity Supply By Not Supplying It For Four Days GeneralAirport Transfers Breakfast Officer Away From Breakfast Customers

March 6, 20251 story

General'Are You Guys Okay? Should We Send Rice?' - IMF Texts Ghana about Low Independence Day Budget

February 21, 20251 story

GeneralGov’t Proud to Increase Minimum Wage from $1.17 to $1.29 — or, as it prefers to put it, ‘by 10%’

January 24, 20251 story

GeneralGhana's Cats Offer Prisoners Leftovers after Minister Reveals Cat Food Has More Protein

January 5, 20251 story

GeneralMay 2099: Old Man Completes 250km on Foot for Mahama's Inauguration

January 2, 20251 story

GeneralKantamanto Thief's New Year's Resolution Lasted 15 Hours, 10 Minutes

December 28, 20241 story

GeneralWAEC Miraculously Finds Results After Christmas Bribe, Promises Plenty 8As if Paid Arrears

December 26, 20241 story

GeneralGhanaian Parents Timing Conception on April 2nd to get MTN’s Christmas Baby Hampers